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Precariously perched on the bathroom vanity after applying roid cream in the mirror .... oops I missed !

Thanks Anonymous

it&aposs black cause it&aposs hairy... and tehre&aposs no plastic sheeting!?

@Totty, i wish you had never pointed that out. And it is really black in the center. Have you seen the comerical about the two bears and the baby bear leaves paper bits behind? this is in a word EEEwwwwwww

He took a break from painting and/or spackling to snap this pic. See the plastic sheeting on the floor, right in front of his feet?
Everyone in Phoenix paints like this. He&aposs probably my neighbor.

oh my sweet lord. nice cheeks

OK, I have to admit it, I have finally succumbed and decided I just HAVE to ask... What the hell are those white things on your ass? Semen? Feathers? Tattoos? Smegma? Heaven forbid, it looks like you haven&apost wiped properly. There are so many things wrong with this picture, although I have to agree with Rob, conceptually it is rather interesting! But pray, please tell us what the fuck are those white things????

Rob_in_Asia i love u

boyfriend jeez

An interesting artistic conception. At the top of the photo are what appear to be the real ass cheeks, with wisps of hair, below is the mirror image, with as noted above white which may have been intended to suggest coitus interuptus, but really look more like chalk marks. The subject does not stand on the well shined hardwood floor, but a white superstructure. The signature I phone appears to be trapped between the somewhat pendulus balls encased in a jock and the white superstructure. The meaning is not entierly clear, but the artist has give us a lot to work with.

Great pic! I love the socks. Those are so hot!

I like how I can see your hairy split in the foreground . Are you alone ? Who jizzed all over your cheeks ?

Great ass stud. You can sit on my face anytime and let me rim the fuck out of you..