Guys With iPhones

"...oh girls jus wanna have fun, yeah girls jus wanna...they jus wanna...they jus wanna ...ooh girls jus wanna have fun."

I really really do love this, this is honestly one of my fav on here

haha EMO!

Oh hell yes.

i wonder if they get stretchy? the earholes. can you fuck an ear hole like that? he could take 1 in the mouth, 1 or 2 up the ass, jack off 2 more w/ his hands(maybe he&aposs good w/ his feet, too) & 2 more on his lubed up ear holes, all at once! that&aposd be a sight.

Damn you hipster boys, why do I love you so?

Please tell us you took a Halloween Cruise and dressed as Miss Jane from the Beverly Hillbillies...

I try -- sincerely, I try -- and I know it marks a sad passage into uncoolness and middle-age for me, but ... I just can&apost hang with most of the giant earlobe thing. YOU like it, that&aposs what is important, not my opinion, but I get a little queasy if I look at them too long. Cultural programming, I know, but ... there it is. Other than that you are a veritable pixie -- all cute and smart and saucy and sweet to eat.

oh hell no