In the unlikely event of a water landing, i want to use your ass as a flotation device!
Jay
OMG... I couldn&apost help it... I just joined the mile high club!
Brian
Nice ass now turn around and show us your cock!!
JT
You slutty little cowboy you! In an airplane! What if some twinky little flight attendant knocks on your door and says "Excuse me sir can I help you?" and then ... (boom chicka wah wah)
E_to_the_R
FAA regulations require that you sit that ass on my face!
bellerophon
OMG - I&aposm about to BLOW!! You are SO my future husband!!