Don&apost make him angry! You wouldn&apost like him when he&aposs angry!! ;-)
Did Shrek cum all over your face?
Quit trimming your chest hair, Patrick Bateman!
looks like stephen colbert
Is it weird that I know exactly which face mask he is using, the mineral mud one with orange zest oils haha
Almost dry...time to get your moist again.
Scary > sexy.... try again!
Sexy hairy chest, although it looks trimmed. Please don&apost trim! Nice face too by what I can tell. email@example.com