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OMG Chris.... So so so sexi! <3

very delectable meat

I like you better with short hair....nice body dude
And I've been jammin out to your songs lately.....your a pretty cool guy

you are perfect

I have to hand it to the Crock. He went from being someone who I wouldnt want to be suck in an elevator with to someone I would love to fuck into a coma!

What's up Chris?

If you want to chat contact me at:

Tim
troy_k_aikman@charter.net

Absolutely wonderful!

Thank YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

WOW!!  Keep posting!!!

I love you, Chris!!!!

Love the facial hair - and what a bush to have my lips buried in !!

Cute

Fuck yeah! Finally cock pick of this stud on here!!!!!

thank you for fulfilling my request... now come to my house

Always and forever gonna be the little girl who cried and defended trashy Britney Spears ... sad, no matter how much you hit the gym and let your facial hair grow, that's who you'll be. Christy.  

Leave Chris alone. 
Chris you are looking HOT!
I  actually like him more for his "leave Britney alone tirade." It was heartfelt and passionate. This was a girl the media built up and was more than ready to watch self destruct and  likely die bc it would've been a sensationalized headline.  I sure as hell didn't want to witness her death ala Marilyn Monroe , Anna Nicole, Whitney Houston, Princess Diana etc.
Chris's plea went viral and struck a chord bc it tapped into the zeitgeist of the collective consciousness of America. Most people felt the same way. Thankfully she got help and the media backed off. 
So props to you then Chris and hot damn you are sexy now!! 

No need to be a bully.

Well worth the wait!

Deliciously yummy!

Totally hot Chris baby !~ Love it love it :P LicK   x0x thumper07@hotmail.com

He mans up pretty nice...

(gasped)

Looking nice and lean, my dear. And that Phallus of yours, with it's tritone hue, has such beautiful proportions.

wow! i want you in mi bed now!!!

I'm in total lust! 

Yum yum eat em UP!

wonderful !

you are super sexy... good for you for been yourself ;]

So hot....

Chris Crocker has a penis. FINALLY.

You are the total package. Just love everything about you. Beautiful man. Awesome dick. Hot bush! :)