I didn't realize that they were making the Wizard of Oz into a Porno. You'll be a shoo in for the Tin Man!!
MJ
Uh, ever see Goldfinger? The lady suffocated after being painted gold.
Jack
I actually find this kind of sexy.
Bret
Lord -- you finally get the hair color right and then you go and paint yourself silver. Does it REALLY have to be such a colorful planet on which you live? Just do the natural thing and pretend it's exciting -- and see what kind of comments you get then! ;-)  Â