Sir, I'm at your service!
Is that your Halloween costume? Awesome!
Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town there's no need to be unhappy ;)
With the paucity of bathhouses these days, one can feel decidedly maudlin at times... Let's face it, as for atmospherics, the lighting at a YMCA sucks...