Drop the towel already.
You take terrible pictures, don't give up your day job on the street corner.
why the towel, you know you want to show us how impressive your dick is.
Love your tight and toned torso.
Goodness - how far can one push really bad hair and boring as shit?
And he was romantically linked to Paris Hilton if that says anything.
The sad thing about it is that I kinda like Paris. As boring as she is, as much a fame whore that she is, she somehow has managed to create a persona. Those Khardasian chicks might wanna take some lessons. And the River dude - queer wannabe. Sad little man that even I can't take seriously! His postings on GWiP's ain't nothin' more than pathetic!
Is twank even a word?
Yes in my book it is.
Damn! No, truly LOL!