Please! Ripping that shirt off must NEVER be attempted alone - kindly step back! I am a trained professional!
Do you professionally rip shorts off too?
Yup. Shoes and socks, too! Sometimes get flashed! Hey! It's a job!
And a damn good one!
Don't forget the scissors!
Scissors are for sissies. Real dressers use there wiles and their teeth! Just boastin'...