NICE cap and gown... But get NAKED.
I want to be in your class.
Psst! I can see your underwear. And I REALLY like it!
Just one word, 'plastics'
I would have loved to been your dorm mate!
I thought those abs were painted on. Wow!
Congratulations graduate......we would love to see your diploma! :)
Magna cum laude?
In his case probably magma cum loudly!
I'd love to flip his tassel! And then.....
Head of the class or head in the class? Discuss! ;)