Thick cock! Damn super thick!
I'd answer the phone for you but I'm afraid I would get an earful...
very, very funny....I know what you mean.....have had cum in my ear(s) a couple times thru the years......would love the opportunity to put this studs' call on 'hold' for a bit while recording it for any 'Q/A purposes!
LMBO, Spoken like a True Smartass!!! lol haha Dude love the humor, awesome job my man. Made me laugh out loud at my desk at work......nice! Thanks for the laugh and the wit on this Monday morning.....I gotta go answer the Phone now....haha Bi. John.
Thx (takes a bow), being a New Yorker taught me two things, sarcasm is a combination of love, humor, and observation. Not viciousness like most believe. And , please, stop looking at porn while working.
Awesome example, and I feel the same buddy!
Hall of Fame! For the man himself and for the creativity!
Ring-ring!----Ring-ring! .......I'LL GET IT!!!!"
Reminds me of those old 'hand-crank' phones.... sort of.
Selfie 'stick'? A must-have accessory.
Wow nice body and thick cock
The perfect phone accessory.
Damn ! That cock has it's own iphone . :P
Maybe its own area code as well....
I want one of those for my apple charger! I'd never leave home without it!
Apple is going to make a mint with that phone charger! :)
Can you make it wet, please? Same shot would be AWESOME!
that would be outstanding!